Jenn BennettIt's a shame I'm going to be forced to commit severe testicular trauma upon that boy
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I have never seen her bringing in anyone, but I’m sure she’s making it up with one of my students. It’s a shame she is going to be forced to commit severe testicular trauma upon that boy.
Source: Alex, Approximately
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